"We do not have time for this kind of silliness"

Will the "Birthers" now ... for lack of a better phrase ... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

With issues of much more import hanging in the balance, the President of the United States of America had to schedule a news conference to release his actual Birth Certificate of Hawaii. Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the economy sucking-ass, gas prices almost the same as minimum wage -- and he's at the podium talking about Donald Trump & The Birthers ...

"We're not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts. We're not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers. 

We live in a serious time right now and we have the potential to deal with the issues that we confront in a way that will make our kids and our grandkids and our great grandkids proud. And I have every confidence that America in the 21st century is going to be able to come out on top just like we always have. But we're going to have to get serious do do it.

I know that there's going to be a segment of people for which, no matter what we put out, this issue will not be put to rest. But I'm speaking to the vast majority of the American people, as well as to the press. We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do. I've got better stuff to do. We've got big problems to solve. And I'm confident we can solve them, but we're going to have to focus on them - not this."

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It's over, Birthers, now get back to reality, where the rest of us have been waiting for your return.

But wait ... Donald Trump is now taking credit for the release.

"I'm proud of myself, because I've accomplished something no one else was able to do," Trump said humbly.

What a hairbag! He's just pissed that Obama stole the one bullet he had in his gun - now what's Trump going to campaign on? Bankruptcy? Divorce? Bad head? Bye-bye, Donald.